LIVE: Can Liz Truss outlast a lettuce?

This is the epitome of British tabloid culture. Over the summer they worked hard to get her into office, now that she's here they want to make sure she leaves stat.

Is it hilarious? Yes

Does the lettuce start to decay? Yes

Is it giving of high school vibes? Yes

Is it low key bullying? Probably

Can I stop myself from checking in every so often? No